Ode to the American Economy: Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

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How about this for a refreshing thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                Wal-Mart  vs.The  Morons 
  
1. Americans  spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart  every hour  of every  day.
 
2. This works  out to $20,928profit  every minute!
 
3. Wal-Mart  will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s  Day (March 17th)  than Target sells all  year.
  
4. Wal-Mart is  bigger thanHome  Depot +  Kroger  +  Target + Sears +  Costco +  K-Mart  combined..

5. Wal-Mart  employs 1.6 million people, is the  world’s  largest  private employer, and most  speak  English.
 
6.  
Wal-Mart is  the largest company in the history of the  world.
 
7. Wal-Mart now  sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined,  and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen  years. 
  
8. During this  same period, 31 big supermarket  chains sought  bankruptcy.
 
9. Wal-Mart now  sells more food than any other store  in the  world.
 
10.  Wal-Mart has  approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 2,906  are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more  than  it had five  years ago..
 
11. This year  7.2 billion different purchasing experiences  will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s  population is approximately  6.5 Billion.)
 
12. 90% of all  Americans live within fifteen miles  of a  Wal-Mart.
 
13. Wal-Mart has  gross sales that total more than the total  revenue of all the countries in the  world, except  6.
 
You may  think that I am complaining, but I am really  laying the ground work for suggesting  that MAYBE we  should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the  economy.
 
This should  be read and understood by all American Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!To the  President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, both parties.

It is now  official - you are ALL  corrupt morons:
 
a. The U.S.  Postal Service was established in  1775.  You have had  234 years to get it right and it is  broke.
 
b. Social  Security was established in 1935. You have had  74 years to get it right and it is  broke.
 
c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had  71 years to get it right and it is  broke..
 
d. War on  Poverty started in 1964. You have had  45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money  is confiscated each year and  transferred to “the poor” and they  only want more.
 
e. Medicare and  Medicaid were established in 1965.  You have had  44 years to get it right and they are  broke.
 
f. Freddie Mac  was established in 1970. You have had  39 years to get it right and it is  broke.
 
 g. The  Department of Energy was created in 1977  to lessen our  dependence on foreign oil. It has  ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of  $24 billion a year and we  import more oil than ever before. You had 32  years to get it right and it is an  abysmal failure.

!!!You have  FAILED !!! in every “government service” you have  shoved down our throats while  overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT  AMERICANS TO BELIEVE  YOU CAN BE TRUSTED 
WITH  A GOVERNMENT – RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??YOU THINK YOU CAN  RUN THE AUTO INDUSTRY…. THE  BANKING SYSTEM?????

MAYBE WE  OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS  OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WALMART  TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???

WALMART SEEMS TO  KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS. WHY DON’T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT  IT’S WAY  BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?

Folks, keep sharing this. It is very well  stated. Maybe it will end up in the  e-mails of some of our “duly elected’  (they never read anything) and their  staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

“You can’t  fix stupid, but you can  vote it out.”


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