Indian Taxi Driver
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi.
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the Cab.
“What’s wrong with you, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
“I’ll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper,
where I am coming from”.
“Well if you’re not bloody staring at me, what are you doing then?”
“Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?”