Guy goes for a job at sea.
The captain says “Have you had any experience at sea?”
“No” he replies, “But I’m honest!”
The captain takes him on and off they sail. After three weeks at sea
the guy is busy mopping the decks, when a big wave crashes over the
bows and sweeps him overboard.
The 1st mate goes running to the captain, “You know the black guy we
took on, the one who said he was honest…? Well he’s just fucked off
with your mop!”