Senior troubles

80 year old man:   My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?


Doctor
:   Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG… The lion drops dead!


Old man
: That’s impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.


Doctor
: MY POINT EXACTLY!


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