A Romantic Man

Joyce: Jimmy babe, now that we are engaged, I think we should start calling each other ka di pet names, sweet names.

James: (uninterested) alright babe. So what do you wanna call me?

Joyce: I think I will call you tiger

James: Why tiger babe?

Joyce: (sexy tone) because you’re charming, handsome, smart and calculating. And you Jimmy babe, what do you wanna call me?

James (still uninterested): I think I will call you zebra

Joyce: (smiling and kissing his cheek) ooh that sweet, why would you call me that?

James: because of your stretch-marks!


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